When i eat oatmeal i constantly say "Mmm throw up" after every bite

if oatmeal is like vomit to you, why do you eat it?

Same here.... there's only one good thing about being skinny.... the hot women that look at me... sometimes I'd rather be fat and happy....

Ugh yes. I have to boil it to oblivion just to get it into the semi-appetizing day old vomit stage.

So, you keep promising but you never deliver the urp?

You should try quinoa, you will throw up.

Ewwww! Lol