How long can a toddler survive in a freezer?

Only one way to find out!

Ask a pediatrician about the effects of hypothermia on small children. What, you thought I was gonna say by actually trying it? You freak.

SW-User

Long enough for it to be a toddler forever
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SW-User

As long as the Lil bitch stop cryin

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AlphaCuck · 46-50, M

No, that won't do. Adult humans are able to withstand longer periods of time in extremely cold temperatures.

AmbivalentFriability · 26-30

Survive, or stay fresh?

MorbidCynic · F

Hmm stay fresh?

AmbivalentFriability · 26-30

😈
A few months. Just like chicken.

Well this is fucked up. Don't put toddlers in freezers or be a cannibal, okay people? o_o

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SW-User

😂

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