Death Stranding is the best video game that isn't a video game

It's also the first video game to not be a video game.
Hideo Kojima is my dad

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Teggy

He’s the goat.

Metal Gear Solid is a gift from the heavens. And Snake Eater.

Teggy

@GermanAf no no no it’s a dirty dirty DIRTY lady of the night that beats you and digs it’s heels into your ball sack 🤣

You ever give Valorant a try?

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@Teggy yeah i tried to play valorant but tap strafing didn't work so i burned the hard drive it was installed on!

Teggy

@GermanAf 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I understand that

deadgerbil · 26-30

Never played it but I've played a ton of phantom pain. I wish it was a fully finished game

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@deadgerbil your obsession with sex dungeons intrigues and disgusts me

deadgerbil · 26-30

@GermanAf maybe I'm Austrian

Jk lol I learned that Austrians are very weird from my German teacher but idk if that's actually true

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@deadgerbil personally i think they are shit but also i hate them!

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

I want Snake Eater playable on something I currently own😩

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@JRVanguard I will eat Konami!

JRVanguard · 26-30, M

@GermanAf And I’ll fap to it

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@JRVanguard as you should 😌

@Kozuki come at me bro!!

MethDozer · M

90% of today's video games aren't actual games. They're mostly life simulators for people scared to go actually do things.

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@MethDozer hot take from someone that hasn't played games in the last 20 years

MethDozer · M

@GermanAf minecraft, GTA, and FPS aren't games.

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@MethDozer exactly!

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