I was just walking back up to my friend's house and some random guys started shouting over to me, telling me I look like Jesus 🤣

@Notsimilar I nearly died laughing 😅

especially when my friend who was with me turned to his ex and said "he might look like Jesus but he doesn't fucking act like him"

@Thodsis that's funny because I actually did see Jesus once when I was hallucinating years ago 😅

@SW-User I can't turn water into wine but I can make wine disappear pretty fucking quick

@SW-User I can turn wine into urine.

@LemonWorld Sure just don't try to crucify me pls 😘

@LordShadowfire thats actually brilliant 🤣