@Miram you're so perfect that it makes me wanna do things that would get me banned if i said them here

@BlueVeins

You aren't allowed to make kebabs out of me besides I have got covid and who knows what other viruses too like Ebola which I picked up from here.

You will have to overcook me and I will lose my flavor.

@Miram COVID-19? Ebola? Eh, those sound like problems for future me 🍢

@SW-User

"always" has a different meaning in outer space which is "not at all"

I know it the synonym is three words but physics work in mysterious ways to me.

@Miram You're smart. What is, and always is, also is not. Very few understand the concept of time and space. Me included.

@Spumoni i always knew the ice cream truck is the devil.

@Miram it is. Run. Run fast and far. Never trust that little truck.

@SW-User To make them underestimate you first, smart

@ViciDraco I imagine they would. Not many here have good reading skills. Even after I say something was a joke, a few miss the hint.

@faithfulhusband there are always the fake lesbians to have fun with.

@Miram those are my fave, we scissor our fake vaginas together ❤️

@SW-User one man insults are another's kinks

@apersonnamedit 🤗

@Coppercoil what did i tell you about thanking me last year

@Miram but im an olds and we has failing memories. Btw have you seen my cane?

@Coppercoil dont beat me up with the cane

@Miram I was tryna sound perfect an flaw free...haha. My sence of humor is odd.

@Punxi no, it was perfect <3 and I am not being sarcastic, really.

I don't know why the more I try to convince I am not being sarcastic it comes off as more sarcasm.

Sorry 😅