If you were to send me a drunk text, what would it say?

I love you not in the homosexual way.

But for being nice. For being friendly. For being funny and caring about others even though it's not your business to do so.

I'm dwunk hic.I want your cock tonight.
Oops sorry I meant to sent to my boyfriend.

Where are you...outside?
No wait i meant um outside.
Come puck me up and i will give
You a lap dance

I left my keys in my jacket and my jacket is in my car, but my car is in the garage and the garage is closed...

Something similar to @tallpowerhouseblonde,but I probably wouldn't even notice that I sent it to the wrong person

I’d say where is my wedding ring

@SW-User yes, we can get married

I want to😛 kick your kitty

Oh baby you, you got what I need……Bizmarkie.

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Come over and we'll share a keg

Cheers!