My roomate: hey dude we’re out of rolling papers!!

Me: well get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil!
My roommate: we don’t have a corkscrew
Me: well get me an avocado, and ice pick and my snorkel!
My roomate: 😯
Me: trust me bro I’ve made bongs with less NOW HURRY UP!! 😤