I'm not even trying to be funny when I say this, but the only recreational drug I've ever really been interested in is caffeine

Alcohol is "okay" at best.

Tried weed once, hated it.

Took prescription oxy and codeine for pain relief in the past, it was meh.

Am terrified of taking the harder stuff... so I can't say for sure how I would react, but that's still a no from me

But caffeine... caffeine is like... holy damn.