While in the shower with my peppermint shower gel

I had a giggle to myself saying "Behold my peppermint penis" "look at me and my eukalyptus cock".
A brief insight into my life 🤣

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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

I usually just turn side to side so it sways around in the water while I sing songs to it 🤷

SW-User

*shakes head* no, just no

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@SW-User Actually could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you over my minty fresh penis

SW-User

@Ryannnnnn you’re embarrassing England right now smh

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@SW-User I'm a shining minty fresh example of excellence and hygiene 😇 I know you're secretly impressed and jelly.

DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F

I cant use peppermint shower gel 😬

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@DarkSideoftheMoon It's not the stingy cold breeze in your pants one thankfully 🤣

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