I asked my gf what car I should buy 🚙

And she said she wants something shiny that goes from 0-200 in seconds. So I bought her some bathroom scales.

🥁

Hi, I'm new here 👋

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

shots fired

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

Husband material right there.

Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@Baaaaaaaa
You're a hater material. 😒

Baaaaaaaa · 26-30, M

@mindstruggle
Say yes and shut up already 💍

Nanori · F

where does it hurt the most right now? 🚑

HannahSky · F

Gf 🤔

HannahSky · F

@BadAssTunaBotHoe you're probably married 👰‍♀

@HannahSky Now there's a thought, my own Mrs Bot 🥴

HannahSky · F

deadgerbil · 26-30

Burnnnnnnnn

JackB · 36-40, M

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