What is fundamentally wrong with you?

Brain damage

Well....I have the measles and the mumps
A gash, a rash, and purple bumps
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry
I'm going blind in my right eye
My tonsils are as big as rocks
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more, that's seventeen
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue
It might be instamatic flu
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke
I'm sure that my left leg is broke
My hip hurts when I move my chin
My belly button's caving in
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained
My 'pendix pains each time it rains
My nose is cold, my toes are numb
I have a sliver in my thumb
My neck is stiff, my spine is weak
I hardly whisper when I speak
My tongue is filling up my mouth
I think my hair is falling out
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight
My temperature is 108
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear
There's a hole inside my ear
I have a hangnail, and one toe which always wants to lay to the side....and a lazy eye.

Shitty genes. Autism and a genetic cancer.

Childhood trauma fucked me up

I'm a Latina. We cray cray.

I'm an old lady. As a young lady I knew hundreds of people and participated in lots of group events! Nobody misses me. I'm replaced by new young ladies.

[c=004A59]I'm a boring old person, and we boring old people talk on and on about our childhood memories.[/c]

Nothing other than than a few screws loose and being on this site....lol

Does it really matter?

You would fall asleep reading the list.

Why do people keep asking me that?

All kinds of stuff but I actually like myself this way so I'm perfect! 😃

I stay home too much. Maybe when masks aren't required.

A cornucopia of issues. But it makes life very interesting.

I'm not a slave of the system.

I'm a commie non conformist with a sense of humor

Nothing it's everyone else that's wrong

I'm fucked up but I prefer it that way

Funds!

I do not see the value to them!

Bad epigenes!

[c=004A59]Fundies. They've always been one of my problems.[/c]

Nothing worth mentioning