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I'm cleaning, & therefore am bored witless.

I require a lesbian, with high levels of dexterity, flexibility, & at least six hours free.

Apply within.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
I identify as a lesbian.
I refuse to give in
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake I am incredibly persistent.
@goliathtree oh, i know!
AirForce687 · 36-40, M
Would a bi guy be acceptable?? Or are you only specifically hiring lesbians?? :)
AirForce687 · 36-40, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake well you could actually say in this case that I’m a dirty guy because I haven’t had time for a shower or bath since Tuesday morning!! LOL
@AirForce687 I'll get the powerhose
AirForce687 · 36-40, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake lol you’ll need soap and a scrub brush too !!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Well this is a stab in the heart. 😢
@Degbeme you're not a lesbian though, & that's kinda key.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake Very well, I wasn`t willing to tuck anyway. 🤭
@Degbeme Jesus, DEG!
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Have you tried craigslist?
@Captainjackass Craiglist is American. But shoot me if i ever genuinely get to the stage where I'm advertising my bits on the internet.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake I seem to be the only guy who doesn’t send dick pics to every female I know. I just don’t understand the stupidity.
@Captainjackass i couldn't tell you either. Dating websites too, just absolutely turn my stomach. No judgement on how others choose to live, but i just couldn't.
deadgerbil · 26-30
So I can't be of service 😒
@deadgerbil I'm afraid not
deadgerbil · 26-30
@SevenTierCrazyCake I'll remember this for all eternity
@deadgerbil you'll be grand
I do like women..do I qualify as a lesbian? 🤔
@MrBlueGuy 🤔🤔🤔
@Bang5luts it is what it is
Bang5luts · M
@SevenTierCrazyCake yes it is. Now the whole lesbian part of this post, we will have a Didier about a different day.
@Bang5luts lesbians hit different, so to speak
Lilnonames · F
Awwe im only Bi😞
@Lilnonames me too. I need full immersion so to speak.

 
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