How long does it take to recover if I ‘shoot myself in the foot’?

With grace, about 4 minutes ... without, it could take a lifetime

It's more serious than putting your foot in your mouth, but less serious than shooting your mouth off.

Depends how big the watermelon is! 🍉

it depends where you shoot and with what, 😉...not your best idea I suspect.

Are you okay? Obvi not, but please don't do that.

Actually shooting yourself, or just the expression people say when someone gets themselves into more trouble than they could've been if they just kept quiet?

Why does it have to be your foot why not your face

Why would you? *Reads other replies* Okay well ah never mind...😬

been there. done that. 🤣
just don't shoot your other foot. 🤭

It depends on how bad your self-inflicted mistake was.

Oooo depends on how bad you shot yourself in the foot.

What's wrong??🤗

Depends. I would start with an air gun if I were you.

What did you use?

walk with a limp for the rest of your life

I’d say the fallout can be eternal 😂

Depends on if you hit bone or not

You’ll see through it. I promise 😂😂😅😂

Ghost for a while

Depends on the gun.

Please don't do that . :(

A lifetime.

I have no idea.

Depends on if you use a pistol, or a shotgun.

What's the alternative? 👀

Until you can stand on your own two feet ;)

Depends on the circumstances. You could always try actually shooting yourself in the foot 🤔 the pain might distract you from your other problems