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OMG...Complete disaster I have been FRAMED. It was raining last night so I went and collected my young neighbours washing from the drying line

as I would have been deeply upset for the young woman if these clothes had been soaked. I put them under my mattress to dry and, inadvertently I forgot all about them. You could have knocked me over with a feather when only 2 weeks later the police turned up and asked to see under my bed as they were investigating claims that underwear was being stolen from washing lines during the night. I was shocked and stunned to find that they had discovered several items of clothing under my mattress which they said had been stolen from said washing lines. I I was crestfallen, I explained that I was merely trying to save the clothing from being soaked and was trying to do a service. The Officer asked why it was that I only saved women's undergarments and once again I was taken aback, I explained that they tended to be very expensive and that is why I saved them first. My case comes up tomorrow...is there anyone on SW that would be kind enough to give a character witness0. I thank you in advance.
Mamapolo2016 · F Best Comment
I will bear witness that you are decidedly a character.

smiler2012 · 56-60
{@andysattic] 😆get yourself a good brief 🤔oh on second thoughts do not bother as that is what got you into this mess in the first place
Heartlander · 80-89, M
Hmmmm .... have you considered maybe an insanity defense?
akindheart · 61-69, F
@Heartlander lol. Funny or hes a crossdresser
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I will take the witness stand and summarize all your posts on SW for the benefit of the court.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Don't worry, my friend. I'm more than happy to tell law enforcement what kind of person you are.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@LordShadowfire Errr, probably a better witness testimony would come from someone that does not know of me.

 
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