Have you ever been walking home really fast and the person in front of you starts acting like you're stalking them?
I NEEDED TO GO HOME TO TAKE A SHIT!!!!! I know I'm a big guy but I wasn't stalking you!!!!
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Yeah I hate that like I'm just minding my own business way to kill my day.
NotAfraidofAnything · 26-30, M
Haha. Would you like to chat? I'm very bored
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Allelse · 36-40, M
@LordShadowfire HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh god that's terrible, I'm sorry mate. This girl the other day had been walking in front of me since the station and I was ahead of her for a bit and then she overtook me and then my bowels gurgled!!! Then it was AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! As I raced home, I mean she still stayed ahead of me but she increased her pace, started acting nervous and when she went down her street she looked over shoulder wide eyed.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Allelse Oh, that sucks. And you can't very well chase her down to tell her you're not a rapist, because that would absolutely backfire.