So i cant take it any longer.. im beimg held hostage and blackmailed by a viciois creature. Shes heartless and evil and using my google amd pornhub search history as a means to blackmail me. Guys.. i know i seem normal but im imto some twisted shit.. you must never find out.
Most my pay is going to rent and organic sunstainably harvested wild caught salmon and caviar kitty treats from the Netherlands.. diamond choke collars from south africa (shes kinky too).. chanel and dkny scented kitty litter.. hand crafted artisan built, one of a kind kitty toys and kitty play furniture, made from african hardwoods.. and so much more. Im going broke.
But she sleeps on my chest each night and if i make too fast a movement, this is what i see.. help.. please.. shes taking a huge dump in her guilded & bejeweled kitty box right now, so i had a chance to write this..
