Can you teach me to dance? Hell no you can't. I'm already a dance master. I'm like the Yoda of the disco. I know all the moves...hip thrust, arm pump, tapping my toes awkwardly while I sit at the bar and creep out that girl who made the mistake of making eye contact one.This is a truncated preview of the original post. Press here to view the full post. Post Comment Receive notifications Add a comment...
