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SarahAndSamantha

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Sweet, goofy, fun loving ravenclaw twindividual trans girl Object Class: Keter FAQ in 'about me'

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I want to make a sit-com

Standard family, usual sit-commy type things. Nothing ground breaking, not even really overly funny. Maybe erring on the side of cheesy. BUT..... every episode, never acknowledged, somewhere in the background, the same extra can be seen. He...

Is 8 pm like some kind of weird witching hour thing that I didn't know about?

All day, cheery, vibrant, good mood....8 oclock hits and waves of sadness and lethargy hit me....I'm gonna start using it to set my clock.

I mean, it was right there!

It's ranty, but I gotta get it off my chest.

My father left when I was very little. In fact, the earliest thing I can just barely remember is him putting his stuff in the car and driving away. I didn't see him again until I was 11. Older sister was driving me somewhere, and suddenly said...

Just my luck. I finally get one of those goofy, silly cow onesies that I've been wanting forever because they're cute and fuzzy and look comfy...

and the damn zipper is broken

Well, I say we get drunk 'cuz i'm all out of ideas

This week on CSI: Sesame Street

sometimes, all it takes is a genuine smile

Sorry I've been bitter today, Nice Sarah will resurrect in three days...

Then we can dye eggs and eat some chocolate

Relax, we can do both, either or neither, it's really up to you

happy Bunny egg day

Should Sammi come out to play?

i look better in red, in more ways than one

filthy degenerates!!

Bet ya'll never thought that I, of all people, would join the MAGA movement, huh?

yeah, well, I was the youngest, so didn't get any experience babysitting, Jareth!!!

where can I buy one?

how to make a sexy sounding song even sexier?

just add bellydancing

I wanna make a Youtube channel called "Normal Investigator"

We'll go to ordinary houses where nobody has died or no tragic events have happened and investigate it, Ghost Hunter style! Complete with unnecessary infrared cameras and random pointless electronic devices. Occasionally, somebody will gasp...

Breakfast time, which cereal do you want? It's part of the nutritious breakfast!

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alright! It's time!

Leo, Donnie, Mikey or Raph, which turtle are you?

*throws water at you*. That is all

Horror movies made me a safer driver.

In your opinion, what square on this board is when purple becomes blue?

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