Dear sock manufacturers, please stop using those plastic tie things to hold your socks togetherThey seriously can fck up a good pair of socks if you're not careful removing them
Reubles new years celebration dance party Post songs, write about you favorite things from 2012, y'know, whatever
Confess so that I may absolve you of your sins before the year endsLast minute special, make 2 confessions and I absolve you of a third one at no cost to you
Have you yourself or anybody you know, ever purchased music advertised on late night tv?Did you call a number or did you send a money order?
Release the hostages or win a million dollars Poll (0) See Poll OptionsThe hostages consist of a group of approximately 30 innocent children, 10 cancer patients, hitler, and every one of your exes...
Every day is a dream when I'm carrying your love with meBut I know that I'm not sleeping... Make of that what you will
You and I need to do a buddy cop movie, or some other buddy movieI'll play the laissez-faire, chubby, fresh faced, straight out of retirement, lovable oaf that always ends up in sticky situations, and you'll play ... Whatever... Anyway, we need to do this
Of I don't remember your name on the 8th time you remind meDon't take it personally, I probably won't remember on the 60th time either