Even though you might be singleSomeone, somewhere, is probably gooning to the image of you they hold in their heart.
Then sings my soul, my Savior God to Thee. How great Thou art, how great Thou artAnd other timeless classics Follow for more reubles-isms
*turns down the lights. Lights a few candles and some incense* Please, have a seat on the bean bag couch, don't worry, the duct tape is only for aesthetics... Let me pour you a coke and Sauvignon. Blanc.. *Sunters over to the CD player, presses play* You know, I'm quite the masseuse... *Takes out the scented...See More »
I'm not asking for much, I just need a partner that I can lay beside while in a hypnagogic state, every night for the next 30-40 years
People who make homemade soupsWhat's with the huge chunks of onion, and or tomato? Seriously, that's gross and you need to look up some cooking videos
A real bleak future ahead of usAt first I was worried how are people from the future were going to pair Bluetooth devices when they "discover" our tech? Because we all toss out the manuals, because of course. But then I'm like , "wait, kids are getting dumber, and won't know how...See More »
I'm sometimes surprised that I made it this far It blows my mind that every time it should have been curtains for ole reubs that I got spit back into reality from oblivion.