*retracts netflix and chill offer*chicken wraps still on the table, but now we'll have to settle at staring at the walls for entertainment
a panda walks in to a cafehe sits down, orders a peanut butter and jam sandwich and eats it... upon finishing his lunch he stands up and takes out an uzi and begins shooting up the place and then promptly flees the scene... one of the patrons then asks the barista "what was...See More »
why is dating out of your league so stressful?i compare it to being a museum curator in a city known for art theft. you never truly get to appreciate the situation you're in because you're constantly aware that at any moment you could turn your back and be left with nothing lol
i have many detractors... as some of you may have heard, recently rumors have surfaced involving me ordering hotel workers to shower golden labs... these claims are totally untrue, completely false and unfair. as anyone close to reubles knows, i don't even own a golden lab to...See More »
are you good?are you more gooder than me? prove it with a youtube song. betterest song gets a MYSTERY gift