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what if i'm a bot, and i only think i'm experiencing the things i am?*looks at hands* are these things even real?๐
being all dark and jaded and apathetic is really taking it's tollhere, have a seat. relax. actually enjoy something for once, lol
do they sell cereal milk?not milk for cereal, but you know when you finish your cereal and you have that flavored milk leftover? that stuff.
wanna dress up like luchadores and parade through the city?we won't solve crimes or anything... but maybe we could get some chicken nuggets or something.
*shows up at your work place looking like a 1980's era richard gere* *begins dancing and singing for your affections*