After hours: fervent 'prayer'
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A religion I can get behind

Sign me up!

I see you in the middle

Be and let be.

I wonder is there is a bottomless arm of this religion too ?

are they fully naked or is this strapless dresses

Start my own cult. Multiple wives and mistresses. Have many babies. Preach the good word. 😉

Breastianity or Titslam 🤔


Sounds good

The cult of The Crimson lion. Join me brothers and sisters and i will lead you to true balance. 🦁

And here I thought the best religion was pizza! I can see I was wrong

mine's "main course and dessert". everyone's supposed to bring me home cooked meals and fudge brownies everyday if they want their prayers to be answered. I'll eat as the peasants put their prayers in a jar. Then i shall teach them how to manifest these prayers. I'll also make merch for the church, and sunday's are for open brunch buffets where I recruit new members after members make convincing speeches about how they achieved their dreams and goals through me and me only.

Finally.

I can see the light.

I'm sure a lot of people could become very religious. 😂

is that a marriage ceremony?
Where would the best man be located, in the pew? 🤨