How do women not get turned on all the time?
There are so many things in the social world that are shaped like a penis... Hotdogs, sausage, mushrooms, cleaning wands... so many things. And yeah, there are also a lot of things shaped like boobs... but not as many as there are shaped like a penis, and definitely not as many things that you put up to your lips. How do you not get extremely horny in social gatherings?