@Wol62 No worries

If an opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

We owe a lot to Edison, if it wasn't for him, we would be watching TV by candlelight.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

@Northwest See? Recycling need not be boring. 🤣

@Northwest No not at all but it is a classic in many forms I was just trying to make people lighten up and laugh on here for a change it has gotten kind of boring and full of dull doom and gloom lately