anybody who says they are manifesting a relationship is a huge red flag

@deadgerbil I'll have you know that as a Cancer, my emotions are as chaotic and unpredictable as the ocean current.

@deadgerbil That always gets me.

They say shit like "well I'm an aquarius so I behave this way". No, you behave that way because you're a cretin.

@deadgerbil as a Capricorn, I will not be held responsible for my actions because my third moon is aligned with Saturn.