Wtf did I just see???

Well, there you go then.
The author is obviously a big romantic…

Fr*nch propaganda on my erotic app 🙄

Wow...just wow😖
I love erotica as much as the next person but this, this isn't that! lol

Wtf are you reading?
Penthouse forums?

"As I slid down her taut belly, licking and kissing as I approached her pleasure valley, my olfactory senses were overwhelmed with the aroma of a fish market inside a brewery. I overcame my gag reflex and dove in like it was D-Day at Omaha Beach!"

Jane Austen? 🤨

Kudos to the author for such vivid description of...something. I shan't call it erotica. The house lizard could write a better story.

There's something called a Bad Sex Award, where they award a prize for writing about "sex" like that...

I gotta get me a Kindle.

Fake news....... if she never had kids, nothing would be sagging. 🙄

We’ve all been there..

‘ saggy discoloured tities I love so much’

Well what rating did you put for reading purposes XXX

What ever happened to "open the pod bays doors Hal"?

Dude what the ever living fk lol

That must be you

Such a subtle piece of writing

No smeg or scabs?

WTF?

Oh hell nahhh