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What will happen when I go to Anchorage over Christmas

Will I get snowed in?

Attacked by a grizzly?

Attacked by a weird Alaskan?

Get lost in the local Fred Meyer?

Shoot myself in the foot with my pistol that I forgot was attached to my hip cuz I'm allowed to carry it inside of the Fred Meyer up there?

My inquiring mind wants to know.....

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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Maybe attacked by a pissed off moose

SW-User

@cherokeepatti This is probably the closest to truth answer.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@SW-User and remember you won’t ever outrun a grizzly bear. They chase horses and it’s all the horses can do to run fast to flee them

SW-User

You will be surrounded by gay nerds.

SW-User

@SW-User I said Anchorage, not Austin.

Snow mobile racing 🏎️

Cabernetfranc · 80-89, M

@SlippingAway We call them snow machines……don’t know why. 🤔

PoizonApple · 41-45, F

Be sure to let us know

SomeMichGuy · M

@PoizonApple Or he should have a will which includes informing SW in case of death by grizzly, mad local, cold, or simply ennui.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Reality is you will probably eat too much and drink too much

DDonde · 31-35, M

Intercepted by a Russian destroyer

SW-User

@DDonde Will it be piloted by Sarah Palin?

DDonde · 31-35, M

@SW-User She can see her dock from there!

empanadas · 31-35, M

You will become frozen the moment you step out of the plane

SW-User

@empanadas Like in Cool Runnings

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