this crusty musty dude :((

i was sitting with my bestie on the bus, and my friend had to go bc it was their stop so we did this whole ily thing bc like 🤟 and this crusty musty dude who sits next to me is over hearing and like ong are yall gay like datibg or like omg. ew. and im like “bro no we not dating it just showing affection but as friends” abd like mmmm in my mind im like “he dont know im gay mehehehe but i have a gf bro bet their better then yours mwahahah.” and anyway. if he sees this im gonna explode. i doubt he has this but idc. bye bye ✌️