The good thing about being attractive is that you can be really dull and still get attention

Even better if you're female and attractive, as long as you don't mind a dick swarm.

If you're fugly you have to be funny or you'll die alone and cats will eat your body.

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SW-User

That’s exactly how I want to die, death by pussy

LiLShrimp · 22-25, F

I used to be ugly back in middle school and early high school days. The only reason why people hung out with me was because I was super funny. Now I don’t try as hard, and they still flock to me. Pretty privilege is a real thing.

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

What if cats just don't like you?

BTW... What are those scratches and little bite marks on your arm? 😏😏

SW-User

😌💅

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

It’s a good thing I am funny then

SW-User

I'm great at attracting people. Just not so great at keeping the ones I actually like ☠️

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SW-User

@SW-User fuck knows how because you ain’t pretty and your personality is shit too 🤷🏻‍♀️

SW-User

@SW-User normally I'd say that its a matter of opinion but youre just plain wrong 😌

SW-User

@SW-User you’re still delusional then 🙄

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