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I have come to the conclusion that

The world is full of morons.

Jokers to left of me, Psycho racists to right

Here I am stuck in the middle ......

Needing a large, large drink and a ticket out of dodge.

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Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

You should come hang out with my parents and me this weekend,

Dad: Remember that great restaurant on Cape Cod?

Me: No.

Dad: Well I think it’s been gone since before you were born but they had a great horned owl chained to the bar.

Me:

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

@Harmonium1923 Lmao...I would be totally giving your dad a hard time for that.

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

Come to Singapore you'll be prosecuted harshly for making a joke or being racist. Truly heaven.

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Longpatrol · 31-35, M

@JaggedLittlePill Come to Singapore you'll be prosecuted for that too 😂

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

@Longpatrol You know, honestly ....Singapore just isn't on my list. 🤣

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

@JaggedLittlePill Since my government probably monitors all communications, you've probably put yourself on their kill list.

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

If the mothership ever comes back for me I’ll have them stop over at your place to give you a lift.

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

@Zaphod42 Yes! Beam me up, Scottie!

SageWanderer · 70-79, M

Someone needs to stop the Earth from spinning. I think this my stop and need to get off.

11knaves11 · 41-45, M

What kind drank you having ma'am?

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

@11knaves11 typically margaritas.

11knaves11 · 41-45, M

@JaggedLittlePill 🥂

Jeremi · 41-45, M

*fixing a margarita*

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

@Jeremi This is the way.

snofan · M

Good observation.

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