I Have Something to Say

*calls out to my oldest son*
“Sweetie can you take Mia outside to pee?!”

Him “I can’t - I can’t pause an online game”

Me “well hurry up and die so you can take her out please”

Him “I can’t believe you’re wishing death on your handsome son”

Me “it’s just a game, your handsomness will be unaffected”

Him “fine”

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jackson55 · M

There was a cartoon I saw awhile back. Mom holding Jr's laundry for him to put away. Jr, I can't do it now mom, can't pause a online game. Next photo, Jr is sitting on the floor, no desk, no computer.

KaysHealingPath · 36-40, F

@jackson55 I once stripped my sons room down to the bed, sheets and only his clothes in his drawers.
He knows if he pushes me too far it’ll happen again.

jackson55 · M

@KaysHealingPath Sometimes that's what it takes.