What did you trip over or fall into when you were too drunk?

Once after a New Year's party my x-wife was driving us home , I was sitting on the passenger side against the door, all of a sudden my arm hit the handle and the door flew open, it felt like I was being ejected from a jet fighter in slow motion, I remember clearing the car and landing in the middle of the freeway, as I laid there I saw the tail lights from my car light up as my wife stopped, backed up and then dragged me back in the car, next morning I was a little sore but not a single scratch, that was the last time I tried drinking a whole bottle of Jack Daniels by myself.

When I was 16 we had had a party at my girlfriend's house. I was hammered.
Last thing from that night that I remember was kissing my girl and saying goodnight and saying how I was going to the bathroom and then going home.
I woke up the next day with a door hitting me in the back of the head, my pants around my knees, laying on my girlfriend's bathroom floor.
Her mom was the one trying to get in....

Ugh... !

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I’ve tripped more sober than I ever did drunk. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I fell as much as walked through my front doorway when I was dropped off at home.The designated driver and the last drop off thought it was hilarious.Just to make things worse I then struggled to undo the ankle ties on my stiletto heeled sandals.

I tripped getting into the shower drunk once. Bruised my back. 😂

I fall into bed even when I'm not drunk lol

I don`t know I was drunk.

I fell down a flight of stairs once.