It's a historical fact....
The barbarians would not attack Roman soldiers without first covering their nipples with armor. Little circle plates of steel to protect their feral moobies.
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stratosranger · M
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
@stratosranger The barbarians prized their nipples, and the Romans knew this.
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
@ninalanyon Uh oh
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
@PepsiColaP See, Romans would collect the nipples of the fallen and parade them around as trophies. The barbarians saw this as an insult, and sought to keep it from happening.
@TheLordOfHell holding my nipples safe aftr reading this
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
@PepsiColaP Good girl. Thankfully, the barbarians have been reduced to nothing more than remote tribes. You should be safe
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TheLordOfHell · 41-45
@bleach The barbarian's traditions carried over to modern day criminals. Batman wears the nipples as a lure. Anyone stupid enough to attempt to harm them gets the beats