Who wants to rub my belly?

@Ducky I'm so ignorant I didn't know ducks have talons

@SW-User If it's any consolation, I just learned a minute ago that they can get that long. 😅

@SW-User OO i love the word talons! It reminds me of when I was 13 and tried to get a super rare talon from a blue bird in a free modded version of WoW that sold for terrible prices on the auction store. I NEVER GOT IT

@BlueVeins you don’t even need to ask 😁

@DavidScottBianchet for that I expect you to provide cucumber water and whale sounds

@SW-User done, I'll even spray you with mist while rubbing your tummy to make it seem you're in a tropical paradise

@DavidScottBianchet perfect…you’re hired

@BacarySagnasleftankle you will rub it and you will like it!!

@SW-User okay but do you want any dick with your ice cream?

@BacarySagnasleftankle obviously!! are you happy with the belly or do you want to see my face?

@Spumoni food should not be so good

@SW-User That's a fact!!! Big breakfast

@SW-User You didn't pay for priority shipping from the Southern Hemisphere and my private jet is under maintenance 😒

@DrScissorhands sad times 🥺

@SW-User Virtual belly rubs

@eMortal it’s my keg 🤣

@stratosranger I try

@sspec but…effort

@SW-User I know!
You may take help of a big comb or may be your pet.

@SW-User you leave my hairy belly alone