@BetweenKittensandRiots kitten crackers with riot ricotta 🥴

@wessexman Wessex waffles are like Belgian waffles except tastier but you are only allowed to eat them using king alfred’s sword 👀👀👀

@adorbz I like the way you think :)

@NerdyPotato Phoenix Phire Phries 🤣🤪 they're fries with super hot sauce on the inside 😱 and come in a special box that you need to set alight to open it

@adorbz Perfect!

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath the FUDGE OF DEATH comes in 50 different flavours, few of them legal and none of them morally acceptable

@adorbz you so get me 🥲

@monte3 definitely 😌 I can’t wait to buy your monte marshmallow mayhem :D

@adorbz look for it on the shelves of your local supermarket. Enhanced calories, no food value but it makes you happy! At least until the sugar rash. Excellent for toddlers.

@deadgerbil gerbil jelly 🤩 with real gerbils 😱

@SW-User I mentioned tuf-kal toffee 😱 the TUFFEST TOFFEE FOR TUFFNUTS EVERYWHERE 😱 with 10000 KALories per toffee 😱😱😱

@adorbz That's my sort of toffee

@Jabulani jabulani sounds like it could be a snack name by itself :D it sounds like it would be savoury and maybe spicy or something and you need to jab it to eat it 🤔 like dough balls covered with a sauce 🥴

@Straylight try Stray! The new Strawberry cheesecake snack...on a tray!! 😍 the tray adds extra classiness and social power to impress your friends 😎 but if your friends start to eat too many of your Strays, bring out the diet version, Stray Light, which is identical but because it says diet on it they’ll think you’re calling them fat and leave so you can eat the rest of the strays yourself 😋😋

@adorbz That would hit the spot right now.

@adorbz Putting light on the same product to make it less appealing to others is brilliant!

@TheSirfurryanimalWales eat like a welsh patriot with Sir Furry’s Chewy Ch[i]ewe[/i]s 😍 delicious chew sweets with unique flavours! Including sheep’s cheese, wet grass, dragon tears, and much more!

@adorbz You forgot Cockles and Laverbread... @TheSirfurryanimalWales

@adorbz 😅

@HoraceGreenley you can get the nutrition of a full meal with Horace’s Greenola bars 😝 including all the balanced diet you need with none of the taste 😍

@adorbz But I've been told that I taste good!

@travelguy01 what does TK stand for? That’s right, Tomato Kookies! With 9999 tomatoes in each cookie, all your healthy eating for the month is complete 😍

@travelguy01 Oversized Dildo. 😂

@adorbz Hopefully better tasting than V8 😅

@TJNewton Bowie’s Blind Buns have so much powdery sugar on top that it will explode into a cloud of sugary smoke when you bite it, obscuring your vision for as long as 4 hours! 👀

@SW-User feeling like your mind is going astray? Try the Asmae Array to stop feeling so grey 😍 today! a wonderful selection of delicious biscuits and chocolates no one could possibly feel lost after eating 😍

@adorbz Lol ~ love it ~ that's gonna be my slogan when I open a candy store 🤩

@SW-User feeling exhausted? Not anymore with ERYXX ENERGY ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ A cookie made out of PURE 100% CAFFEINE that will keep you going for 6 months of non-stop productivity 😍

@adorbz love it!

@NerdyPotato Thanks SW for changing the way I look at corn forever.

@Straylight the look says everything. 🤣

@Straylight Not up to throwing corn on the barbecue this year??? 🤔 🤭

lmao! we need to sell these and watch people lose their shit lol @adorbz

@Gangstress FFS Don't put those G 🌶 Grippers where the 🌽 goes.

ahhahah ouch! @KiwiBird