Do items in your hands have a funny habit of disappearing five seconds after you take your eyes off them?

@caPnAhab You are not the first to be confused by my veiled attempt at double entendre humor, lol

@BearLeeDangLing That's all right. They can't all be zingers

@caPnAhab I disagree.
When I type my witty responses, I know they are all zingers.
It's not my fault that "normal" people lack the ability to take a step into my mind to appreciate the thoughtful humor I have shared...that's on them.😏

@Shybutwilling2bfriends I do it way too much..