Tell me something anything even if it's nonsense

My dog has been ill for two days 🙁

The best animal that ever lived is a synapsid called cotylorhynchus.

Synapsids came before dinosaurs and eventually became mammals.

Ok, so, I wanted to go and then I didn't. But then like, I changed my mind. But I still didn't go and like, yeah.

I am the poster child for mental stability.

Well I guess you don't want to get out of here on the road to get the furniture right now and I'm going to go back and watch the breathalyzer video on the road and see if I can get a new one

How can I reduce my blood cells overnight

I like pizza

Ive been trained to use the darkside 👀

Asstastic

Blah blah blah, know what I mean?

My plans to conquer the world, with an army of cats, are not working out as hoped.
Cats are not the most cooperative creatures.😸

Why do so many men want to be the Right Shoe and never the Left Shoe? Why can they just act right and be a pair?

I'm pregnant. And it's yours.

Cocaine sounds adorable right now

Grandma got run over by a reindeer 🦌

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i think steph curry is the GOAT

I have got some nude pictures of you😉

I need to try to get up out of bed. It's already 11

I bring lucky charms and cereal to potlucks

Let's eat Indian cuisine