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CookieCrumbs · F
Not asked, but simply stated.
It was summer. I was wearing shirt and denim shorts. And I was on my way to the grocery store when a younger guy came up to me and said to my surprise:"you have the most beautiful skin I've seen."
I thought it was a pick up line, expecting for a conversation. I said thank you, he smile at me and walked away. 😬
It was summer. I was wearing shirt and denim shorts. And I was on my way to the grocery store when a younger guy came up to me and said to my surprise:"you have the most beautiful skin I've seen."
I thought it was a pick up line, expecting for a conversation. I said thank you, he smile at me and walked away. 😬
Mongo · M
@CookieCrumbs and he was right!
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Mongo · M
@CookieCrumbs just a nice compliment
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
A guy at a grocery stopped me and asked if he could suck my toes.
@Pinkstarburst be like...... i was gonna clean up this toe jam later, but, now's as good a time as any. make it snappy. and dont miss any spots.
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@YourMomsSecretCrush 🤣 It was weird as hell. I burst out laughing in his face and he ran away.
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4meAndyou · F
A flasher jumped out of a bus kiosk at 2 am on Longwood Ave, waved his wienie at me, and asked me, "Do you want some of this?" I was young...and a bit stunned, and all alone on a dark street...so I just said, "No, thank you." And kept walking. After about a half a block I started to run.
being · 36-40, F
Once an old lady on the street asked me to adjust her bra straps and I did, it was odd
NerdyPotato · M
The first contact whatsoever with a guy on here was a PM asking "Do you shave your dick?"
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I was standing and reading in a book store and a woman came up beside me and got real close and asked how come I smelled so good. 😳
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@Degbeme pocket bacon is my guess.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@goliathtree shhh...🤫
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@Degbeme I know...us old guys have our secrets.
KatyO83 · 41-45, F
That isn't your bra on the floor?
goliathtree · 56-60, M
A lady in the checkout lane told me I had "a voice made for radio!"
When I corrected her and said "face made for radio" she screech laughed and kissed my cheek.....that was one of the weirdest encounters.
When I corrected her and said "face made for radio" she screech laughed and kissed my cheek.....that was one of the weirdest encounters.
Adogslife · 61-69, M
In mid negotiation last week, a Chinese client asked me who I voted for.
greensnacks · 31-35, F
Can you wrap your hair around my 🍆, I'll pay you?
Needles to say, it was a SW dm. 😒
Needles to say, it was a SW dm. 😒
NerdyPotato · M
@greensnacks that addition was needless indeed 😅
greensnacks · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato idk, I want to clarify, I personally can not come across such people IRL, I think 🤣
Wanted me to encourage them to eat a pair of ladies panties... you lot are weird at times!!! Weird, I tell you!!!
exexec · 61-69, C
We were having a family outing on the beach, and a young guy asked me if I had any nude photos of my wife. I was wearing a bathing suit, so where would I have photos? My wife has heard all kinds of things from strangers when at a bar with her office crowd. She didn't offer any examples.
"Have you always been so short?" Mind you, he was well "juiced" shall we say. I am 5 ft 3.
To lick my feet.
To put into context, I'd just taken off my 5 inch heels in a nightclub, was wearing fish net stockings, and he wanted to lick the soles of my feet after I'd walked around barefoot.
To put into context, I'd just taken off my 5 inch heels in a nightclub, was wearing fish net stockings, and he wanted to lick the soles of my feet after I'd walked around barefoot.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Why I wasn't wearing a wedding ring. I told her, "Just lucky, I guess."
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Empty his chewing tobacco can
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Justmeraeagain 😖🤢
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
gave a couples car a boost with jumper cables at local gas station one night, rather than offer a few bucks, the husband asked If I wanted to share his wife... 🤔🤦
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being · 36-40, F
@inaccessible uhh I was asked once how much do I charge and if 30-40 was enough and it took me few seconds to realise what the guy meant. I was totally not dressed like it, but I was crossing through a strange area !
inaccessible · 51-55, M
@being
If you had seen the guy who asked me, you'd have taken the offer of 40-30 for free 😆.
If you had seen the guy who asked me, you'd have taken the offer of 40-30 for free 😆.