Imagine you are a nun in a bear costume from outerspace with opposable thumbs about to engage in a fight to the death with another nun, who may or may

..Wait. Where did I get a bear costume from outer space from, there are bears in space. And what's more, someone who is in outer space that dresses up like a bear often enough that I, a nun, would find such a thing just laying about somewhere.
What are the chances of two nuns in bear costumes?

Also, the knife, Im a snail, Im slow so I can at least whack away at the integrity of the bat while gauging when to throw the knife to hit the other nun in the eye... wait. No. The bat. So I can bash the other nuns head in and then take the knife to cut open teh bear suit to see if its anyone I know.

I am so glad I dont smoke whatever it is that you do..😷

Ball bat. It gives me greater range, can disarm him/her/it before the knife gets close enough to cut me and it is powerful enough to incapacitate.

I've contemplated this question and scenario many many times before...

Baseball bat... provides greater range and usability.

What are their bra sizes?

If I'm facing a bear in disguise, both would be useless. If I'm facing another nun, the bat would be more useful due to its larger range. Easy choice!

Bat. It's got moree range than the knife and will give me a chance to knock the knife out of the other ones bear hand.

Weapons for nuns. Lol. Murka kill and laugh. Lol. Good job. We're toast and we're loving it!

Knife. one miss and that bay boy is going straight in the eyes 😈

purple, because ice exists on the moon.

Emmm!!! Wait, what??

Yes, acid lives!!!!!!

I’d pick the winner

I don't know, shit, why am I aroused?

i would call my friends the killer clowns from outer space