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deadteddy · 26-30, F
I’m attracted to SW men the same way I’m attracted to a garage door.
@deadteddy 🤣🤣
Plasticbag · 100+, M
YES. Some guy was selling inflatable dolls on the image feed and here we are. 6 months and going strong 🥰
@Plasticbag you bought one from him?? I hope it was good quality and didn't deflate
Plasticbag · 100+, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous she’s been patched on the groin.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@Plasticbag that was only necessary because you attempted to shave her.
Tumbleweed · F
I'm in a harem
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braveheart21 · 61-69, M
We met on EP and continued on here... We are getting married in a few weeks and moving to the USA
BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M
@braveheart21 wishing the two of you all the best :)
saragoodtimes · F
@braveheart21 wishing you a lifetime of Happiness ❤🥂🍾
braveheart21 · 61-69, M
@saragoodtimes thank you..
I’m currently just humping everyone here and hoping for the best. 🤞
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Yes. I have married several women here. Still looking for more
@JohnnyNoir I will marry you too, I can easily take on another husband 🤔
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous thought you'd never ask!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Let me check my harem. 🤔
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
yup, she's about as put together as you'd expect
NerdyPotato · M
Probably. I have no clue where else to find one. 🤷
@NerdyPotato the supermarket?? 🤣🛒
NerdyPotato · M
@AbsolutelyFabulous I do go there, but what are the chances of someone striking up a conversation with me there? 😅 Most staff at the register is a little too young for me, so it will have to be a customer. 😅
I'm still looking
greensnacks · 31-35, F
Can you really consider someone a partner from here if they're not next to you? If not, then no. If yes, also no. I'm not with anyone, in any case
Adogslife · 61-69, M
I did date someone from EP - absolutely wonderful, attractive woman. She brought me here.
I married someone I met on Match.
I married someone I met on Match.
Fa8393 · 41-45, M
My gf came across the pond next to the mountains. What a glorious blonde with big boobs .
yugimotodm · 26-30, M
Bold of you to assume I’m in a relationship
RSquared · 61-69, M
Can I really handle more than the one?
MaryDreamilton · 46-50, F
No, he hasn't got an account here.
dsrice10 · 56-60, M
No I don't have a girlfriend at all.
chillout17 · 31-35, M
Maybe a second one
chillout17 · 31-35, M
Any takers lol
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
No, tinder 😂
Tarnished · 26-30, M
Last one did.
antonioioio · 70-79, M
I wish 😊
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
No