If you were Donald Trump's image advisor what would you advise him to do?

I would advise him to start putting his orange makeup on his hands. In most photos of Trump his face has a Burnt orange look to it but his hands are Lilly white. So if he put the orange makeup on his hands it would balance things out and make him look more natural. I included a link to a website that has a photo of Trump for a example. Cheers and happy weekend!

https://www.wfla.com/news/politics/trump-says-politicians-who-wont-confirm-boosters-are-gutless/

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redredred · M

I would advise him to start a podcast where all he does is read from sources like CNN, MSLSD, ABC and that idiotic press secretary.

He should simply read it straight with no additional commentary except perhaps a few facial expressions and soft chuckles.

The current administration is a wonderful source of back and bleak humor.

smiler2012 · 56-60

ha ha ha what is ever natural with an enigma like donald j trump 😆 i would be advising him to be having a word with his mate in the kremlin and see if he can get trump out of the united states and make him disappear as donny is looking at serious jail time for the january 6th insurrection😆[nanoose]

hunkalove · 61-69, M

I would have told him long ago to get rid of that incredibly stupid combover. Anyone who can lie that badly about being bald will lie about anything and expect to be believed.

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

Screw another hooker? Launder some more money? Start another fake college or charity?? SOOOO many options for a man of his talents.

checkoutanytime · M

To support DeSantis, so the nation may move forward on proAmerica endeavors, without his haters having the spot light.

spjennifer · 61-69, T

To trundle off quietly into retirement, keep his big trap shut and just disappear already 🤪

DoubleRings · 51-55, F

LOL. Oh where to start?

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@DoubleRings Maybe you could start by advising him on his apparel. He always wears the same cheep blue suits and cheep red ties and it wouldn't hurt him to do a bit of accessorising - maybe a ZZ Top belt buckle. Oh ya he needs some new dance moves too - he has been doing his lame YMCA dance for years. Cheers and happy weekend!

canusernamebemyusername · M

Stab himself in the face.

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Nanoose · 61-69, M

@Spunkylama I agree with the FO part but I would like to see him live another 20 years and think about what a loser he is. He failed to over throw the government. He failed at numerous business include a casino (the house always wins - except when it is run by Donald Trump). Plus soon nobody will want anything to do with him and he will be hit with so many law suits he will be in the poor house. Cheers and happy weekend!

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