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DCarey 路 46-50, M
What exactly does "would of" mean?
They would have stoned him to death for all the lying cheating and adultery he has committed.
Nanoose 路 61-69, M
@Spunkylama They cut peoples hands off for stealing back then too. He would of looked even sillier doing his YMCA dance with no hands. Cheers!
@Nanoose I call it the double BJ dance. Without hands he better have good mouth skills!
Nanoose 路 61-69, M
@Spunkylama We would have to ask Putin about that. Cheers!
Budwick 路 70-79, M
The Donald has REALLY gotten under your skin, eh?
Was he injected into you by hating democrats or Marxist media?
You might want to spend more time trying to find a replacement for failing Biden and less bashing on the former president.
Was he injected into you by hating democrats or Marxist media?
You might want to spend more time trying to find a replacement for failing Biden and less bashing on the former president.
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AthrillatheHunt 路 51-55, M
Build a temple. Lol
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Nanoose 路 61-69, M
@MarmeeMarch Looks like he lost weight in Jesus's days I guess because there were no KFC restaurants back then. Cheers1
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Roundandroundwego 路 61-69
Whatever. Find a fictional Time and heroes we can all like. Murka is dead set.
He would have started a cult.
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
nedkelly 路 61-69, M
Ordered McDonalds for the last supper
Virgo79 路 61-69, M
Anything is possible, but joe would have ask the training wheels be put back on his bicycle
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ServantOfTheGoddess 路 61-69, M
Offended by being told to give his wealth to the poor, he would set himself up as a travelling preacher and healer. He would put a LOT of energy into preaching that he actually healed more people and drew bigger crowds than Jesus did. That would be the entire topic of his Sermon on the Mount.
Slade 路 56-60, M
Nanoose 路 61-69, M
@ServantOfTheGoddess Yep that sounds like something Trump would do. Cheers!
smiler2012 路 56-60
if trump was around in jesus time he would of declared himself a messiah 馃槅[nanoose]
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smiler2012 路 56-60
@Ferise1 馃槅more trumpster abuse i see only thing to do well really
HoraceGreenley 路 56-60, M
You're making Al's hair hurt
ChipmunkErnie 路 70-79, M
Sold tickets to the crucifixion?
Nanoose 路 61-69, M
@ChipmunkErnie Yeah that sounds like something he would of done. Cheers!
Ynotisay 路 M
@ChipmunkErnie Definitely would have used a gold cross too. A big, beautiful gold cross. Bigger than ANYONE'S.
helenS 路 36-40, F
He'd probably claim that the Gospel is fake news anyway because [u]he[/u] is our saviour.
SumKindaMunster 路 51-55, M
Zaphod42 路 46-50, M
He鈥檇 have been in the crowd with the Romans cheering it on
Viper 路 M
He still would be kissing Putin's a$$
Though Putin might of had a different name back then...
Though Putin might of had a different name back then...
Northwest 路 M
Forget about Donald Trump. The question each conservative Christian who voted for Trump, should ask themselves, is the following: would Trump have voted for Trump?
cherokeepatti 路 61-69, F
Trump lives in your head
Strictmichael75 路 61-69, M
Judas