Zombie apocalypses would most likely start due to someone not vaccinating their kid

I think they will most likely start when the the majority of the world gets their clot shot.

Fingers crossed 🤞

Against what? It can be easily shown that the covid vaxes don't work as advertised. More vaxed people are dying from covid than unvaxed.

Nah. Wal-mart is the source of zombies.