I Am Going to Say Something Controversial I’m really not a fan of ears..I know it’s a big...

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I Am Going to Say Something Controversial

I’m really not a fan of ears..I know it’s a big sexual thing for a lot of people but nothing freaks me out more than someone dragging their raspy tongue across my ear. Why can’t we just have holes????

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goliathtree · 56-60, M

So, you would enjoy having me drag my raspy tongue across your hole.

Seren

Omfg I missed you!🤣🤣🤣@goliathtree

Fairydust · F

I love a sweet nothing... 🤭

We’d look silly without them, tuck my hair back, earrings, glasses, earphones...

I guess they are there to prevent some things entering your ears 👂🏻
Lol 🤔

Seren

No..I’m pretty sure Davinci was onto something @Fairydust

SW-User

We do have holes. 🤭

Seren

Easy Zen!!🤫@SW-User

SW-User

@Seren I'm just saying; better ones than ear holes to lick!😏🤭

comfi1 · 61-69, M

You'll have to speak up as I'm a little deaf in one ear 👂

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comfi1 · 61-69, M

Ok, there's no need to shout 🙄 @Seren

Seren

@comfi1 😂😂😂

comfi1 · 61-69, M

🙃@Seren

SW-User

Where would my hearing aid hang?

And my glasses would continually fall off.

Seren

@SW-User please don’t be practical..you could get wraparound glasses and an ear trumpet ??

SW-User

@Seren I don't like ears either my bitch is with the inner ear especially when they decide like mine to not function correctly.

Seren

@SW-User yeah they’re ear/arse holes

SW-User

Why have the holes, they only get full up with wax, acorns and sweet wrappers. Bone conducting earphones are the answer. Now how do I wear these sunglasses. 😎

Seren

@SW-User bahahaha! I LOVE THAT IDEA

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