13 More People Biden Is Considering Pardoning
Corn Pop: Even bad dudes deserve a second chance.
Rian Johnson: Absolving him of any wrongdoing in making The Last Jedi is sure to be controversial.
Hunter Biden: Again. For any crimes that he might have committed since the last pardon.
The unnamed person who peed on the Oval Office rug 73 times: Oops, make that 74 times.
Rob Manfred: The man charged with ruining the game of baseball may end up getting away with it.
Anyone involved in the production of the 2019 screen adaptation of Cats: Some villains will have to receive their punishment in the world to come.
The Kansas City Chiefs for crimes against humanity: The team will now never face any consequences for subjecting the world to regular views of Taylor Swift during football games.
Hunter Biden: And an unnamed drug dealer. And three hookers.
Peanut the Squirrel: This posthumous pardon may be the most popular move of Biden's presidency.
Every Mexican in the world: Even if they didn't come to the U.S. illegally, they're still collectively responsible for mariachi music.
The Gerber baby: For crimes that remain undisclosed.
The guy who invented Crocs: The pardon is coming just in time, as he is currently on Death Row awaiting execution.
Hunter Biden: UPDATE — He reportedly just stole the British crown jewels and pawned them for crack money.
Rian Johnson: Absolving him of any wrongdoing in making The Last Jedi is sure to be controversial.
Hunter Biden: Again. For any crimes that he might have committed since the last pardon.
The unnamed person who peed on the Oval Office rug 73 times: Oops, make that 74 times.
Rob Manfred: The man charged with ruining the game of baseball may end up getting away with it.
Anyone involved in the production of the 2019 screen adaptation of Cats: Some villains will have to receive their punishment in the world to come.
The Kansas City Chiefs for crimes against humanity: The team will now never face any consequences for subjecting the world to regular views of Taylor Swift during football games.
Hunter Biden: And an unnamed drug dealer. And three hookers.
Peanut the Squirrel: This posthumous pardon may be the most popular move of Biden's presidency.
Every Mexican in the world: Even if they didn't come to the U.S. illegally, they're still collectively responsible for mariachi music.
The Gerber baby: For crimes that remain undisclosed.
The guy who invented Crocs: The pardon is coming just in time, as he is currently on Death Row awaiting execution.
Hunter Biden: UPDATE — He reportedly just stole the British crown jewels and pawned them for crack money.
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