Friends, I need help. How do you make a GoFundMe account. I want to get some hookers and crack, just like Hunter.

@carpediem

Carp,

I've been to Thailand 7 times. It's hot as fuck, but so are the women.
The first six hours of the flight you are afraid the plane might crash into the Bering Sea. The second six hours you are hoping the plane crashes into the Bering Sea.

It's mind numbing. The movies on the plane suck.

But when that plane lands in Bangkok, your second wind will kick in. Talk about the proverbial kid in a candy store........

The candy is everywhere.....

The last time I went to Thailand, I stayed for two years. I taught English for a living.

I had tons of sexy students. But my favorite student was a Thai man who was an engineer for Mitsubishi.

He wanted to learn English slang. He was required to go to International meetings, and he didn't understand our slang.

I loved it. It was so fun. He asked me what this phrase meant.

"The shit is going to hit the fan when the boss finds out."


That was fun.

@JimBeam I want candy too!!

@carpediem

You can come with me next time. But NEVER go during the Songkran water festival in April.

It's insane.

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Aside from the tons of water, the kids will come up to you and put mud on your face.


It's not actual mud, I think it's Talcum powder and water. It's more of a paste.

But being the dirty rotten scoundrel I am, I braved my way to Big C.


I bought food coloring to give to the kids. The little monsters loved it. Now their mud was all sorts of colors.

We will have fun. I'll take you to the Windmill.

@Whendidyouknow

Those aren't my teeth. That's the son of the president.