@Elessar Yo mama's so fat weight watchers won't look at her.

@Eternity Yo mama's so fat she has her own postcode.

@Elessar yo mama's so fat her tailor has to write her dress size in scientific notation

@Elessar ewwwwwwwww

@Elessar oh LORT!

That last one was brutal 😂

@OogieBoogie That's the nuclear option in an arsenal of yo mama jokes

@Bang5luts Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

@Elessar all the way around 😆 🤣

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat I walked around her twice and got lost

@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

@empanadas Yo mamma so fat she wakes up in different timezones

@Elessar yo mama so fat shit outs crude oil

@empanadas Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator