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empanadas 路 31-35, M
Yo mama so fat she makes Americans look skinny
lumberjackslam 路 41-45, M
she hopes to diet so she can leave via the garage door
Her yearbook picture says (to be continued)
iamonfire696 路 41-45, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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iamonfire696 路 41-45, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Elessar 路 26-30, M
@iamonfire696 Yo mama so fat I walked around her twice and got lost
iamonfire696 路 41-45, F
@Elessar Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Bang5luts 路 M
When her alarm when off she ate it.
deadgerbil 路 22-25
Yo momma is so nasty she turned a cucumber into a pickle
deadgerbil 路 22-25
@Elessar ewwwwwwwww
OogieBoogie 路 F
Elessar 路 26-30, M
@OogieBoogie That's the nuclear option in an arsenal of yo mama jokes
Eternity 路 26-30, M
Yo mama so fat she turned her hoveround into a hoverflat