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Senator Ted Cruz Announces His Personal Pronouns

At his request, Cancun Cruz will now and forever be known as Senator Kiss My Ass Ted Cruz R-TX.

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Let's try it in an article about Kiss My Ass.

During an interview with ABC's Jonathan Karl, Cruz brought up a hand-drawn portrait hanging in Kiss My Ass congressional office. The portrait shows Cruz arguing a case that Kiss My Ass unanimously lost before the Supreme Court from Kiss My Ass time as Texas' solicitor general. Cruz says the portrait humbles Kiss My Ass and reminds Kiss My Ass of the inevitability of losing and failure. The part Cruz leaves out is about the case Kiss My Ass argued in 2003 in which Kiss My Ass defended Texas' decision to renege on a legal settlement to provide funding for adequate healthcare for poor children. The Supreme Court unanimously voted against Cruz's side, citing the precedent of "Come on, it's Ted Cruz."
windinhishair · 61-69, M
@CountScrofula It definitely works, doesn't it?
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
I hate Lauren Boebart but even i felt sorry for her, when i heard she's seen Ted Cruz naked!!

🤢
@Harriet03 Eww…🤢
spjennifer · 61-69, T
@Harriet03 🤮
Vin53 · M
I wonder how much Boebert charged him for that service.
chrisCA · M
As soon as he started speaking, I could hear banjo music.
Graylight · 51-55, F
Anyone losing sleep by putting down a group of people who don't affect your life already speaks to swamp-level, small intolerance that doesn't even require the words.

But if Mr. Cruz prefers me to say, "Senator Cruz - kiss my ass - said today..." then that's juts fine by me. Kind of rolls off the tongue already.
What was he doing on a "woke" college campus to begin with? Is he looking for someone a lot better looking than that dog of a wife he has?
@independentone He’s no Chippendale model his damned self. He found someone who could stomach him.
@bijouxbroussard Very true, I guess they deserve each other. Still want to know what he was doing on a school campus though. Is he trolling for trollops?
His actual pronoun is "assh***". 🤨
spjennifer · 61-69, T
All reporters should now refer to him as kiss my ass Senator 🤪
spjennifer · 61-69, T
No, his pronoun is douchebag 😃
ProfessorPlum77 · 70-79, MVIP
He is expressing (accurately , in my opinion) how a lot of people feel about this issue!
windinhishair · 61-69, M
@ProfessorPlum77 Proving once again that hate sells.
Vin53 · M
Perhaps. But then again, its not remotely any of his business.

@ProfessorPlum77
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Meaningless banter ignore him
Great! Can I tell someone he's as bad as a racist if anyone calls kma "he"?
windinhishair · 61-69, M
@ImperialAerosolKidFromEP You must not refer to him as he or his, but Kiss My Ass. For example, "Kiss My Ass fled Texas during the massive power outage for a vacation in Cancun." Or "Did you see Kiss My Ass's latest unhinged speech today?
SW-User
American comedy is different 🤣
@SW-User Especially when it’s accidental. 😅

 
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